She is the Queen of Bohemia. The Professor looked at her when she was 6 years old, held her hands up to the light, and pronounced “This woman was born to be a performance artist.” She is beyond Bohemian. The word “Bohemian” is only the automatically opening door into the megastore of creativity and artistic expression that she possesses. She is a poet, a painter, and a high liver. She has 360,000 frequent flier miles from the astral plane. Charon calls her “kiddo.” She is a Cancer with an Aries rising. When she throws the I Ching it is always 64.